LEGEND OF ZELDA? PSSH!! LEGEND OF LINK!!!!!!!!

Hey guys! I'm back again! I finished the two Ocarina of Time mangas Isaac lent me, which is AWESOME. It's really cute!!! LEGEND OF LINK!!!!!!!

My friend Becca [CENSORED] showed me this hilarious thing:

"In the 1900s Sebastian got tired of making contracts with children. So he just started taking their souls forst instead. Today he is commonly known as Slenderman."

BEST. CROSSOVER. EVER!!!!!!!!!

And I saw this hilarious cartoon:

 Well, actually I can't post it because it contains strong language. So I will describe it to you. Grammatical errors and all.

A guy is in the fridge with ten bajillion empty cartons of apple juice. His friend sees him.

Friend: Dave get out of the fridge

Guy: No

Friend: Dave get out

Guy: No John.

Friend: [CENSOREDCENSOREDCENSORED] why is it all apple juice

Guy: They are my brethen

Friend:Why are they all empty oh my god did you drink them all

Guy: This is my home John

Friend: What

Guy: I'm home

Pretty funny, eh? The link is get out of the fridge i'm home - Google Search I searched it on Google just so I could find it for you. You're welcome.

Oh dear, hold on...

I'm sorry, that last favour was too much... Your debt is so high...

I'm sorry, but it seems you are very deeply in debt, you're going to have to pay me with your soul.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS IS MY HOME JOHN I'M HOME.

Feelin' Like Hamlet...

Hey, peoples who read my blog (surprised you haven't taken off yet!). How was your day?

Mine was good with a strong chance of MOODINESS.

Double sigh and boo.

I honestly wish that we tweens didn't have to go through all this moodiness junk. I mean really? One second you're feeling like you just won the chance to meet J. Michael Tatum and have him roleplay as Sebastian Michaelis personally for you (SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE) and the next you feel like the famous Prince of Denmark. To be or not to be? That is the question. Well the question is pointless and annoying, just like mood swings!!! There's some philosophy for you, ladies and gents!!!!

Anyway, I'm lending my Black Butler to Isaac [CENSORED] so he will lend me his Ocarina of Time manga. AWESOME!!

Got two new AWESOME articles of clothing- a shirt and a sweater. Both black (my fave colour) and AH-DORABLE!!!! Y'all people who go to my school- you'll see it tomorrow.

Adventure Time rules.

Sebastian Michaelis and Claude Faustus will feast on your soul.

I felt incredibly down because I still don't have straight A's, therefore I don't have my phone, therefore I can't check my Instagram (BloodyBallgowns) even when some sweeties said I should get more followers and be recognized.

And I just felt like Hamlet.

Oh crap I just noticed a typo! The I in that other sentence wasn't capitalized! English Patrol to the rescue!!!!

Got some new signatures.

Bye bye!!!!!

~I'm sorry, but you'll have to pay me with your SOUL~

~Are you suffering?~

Introducing Me!!

Hey my people! My name is Kat. Thanks for visiting my blog.

I am eleven years old and seriously love writing. Like, so much it's unhealthy. But when are any of my obsessions healthy? Just step right up, folks, and check out my twisted mind...

Some Things About Moi!!

1. I am a fangirl. *All the characters I fangirl over scream in terror* SSSHHH! NO ONE'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU'RE HERE!!! 

Sorry about that. They're getting more and more restless ever since I kidnapped them. Maybe I should take them to a therapist.

2. I'm absolutely random and crazy. So are my friends who may be guest-starring in here if they want to. In fact, that's why  am friends with them. They are crazy and hilarious. Craziness and hilarity reign supreme. I AM THE QUEEN OF CRAZINESS!!! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!

3. I am disorganized. Very. Disorganized. Sometimes I can't find ANYTHING. It stinks. I try to be neat and everything sometimes, but it always backfires and I get a troll's den instead of a bedroom. Blurgh.

4. I tend to ramble, rant, mumble, ad burst into song (especially ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD and RED THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN BLACK (My personal favourite colour) THE DARK OF AGES PAST. And also rarely LITTLE SHOP LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. But that's rarely ever. The first two will be featured much more. VIVE LA LIBERTY!!!!

4. I play flute. Yes I do. Very manly instrument, flute is.

5. I like combat boots, manga, black (especially for clothes and nail polish*), music (mostly Emilie Autumn because SHE FLIPPING ROCKS), reading extensively, writing extensively, and CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. CHOCOLATE SHALL RULE THE WORLD.

6. I dislike bigots, annoying boys who think they are the best thing since extra Sweeney Todd in your meat pies, people who think everyone who doesn't share their opinion is the Antichrist, smothering me with pink Barbie junk, homework (KIDS CAN LEARN WITHOUT YOU DISTRIBUTING PIECES OF PAPER THAT TREES DIED FOR!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ECO-FRIENDLY SCHOOL!!!!!) and disagreeable things that I am too lazy to list right now.

7.  My friends and family actually ARE the best thing since extra Sweeney Todd in your meat pie (Squeeeeeeeeee!!!).

8. If I had $1000000 I would buy an all new expressive wardrobe and all the books I wanted and go to college and genetically engineer unicorns (cuz who doesn't love unicorns?). And probably more stuff I can't think of.

9. I talk. A. Lot. Not even kidding.

10. This list is probably way too long.

11. Eh, whatever, I can pass it off as an 11 Questions Tag or something.

So yeah! That's some stuff about me. Are you still there? Oh, don't run away! I'm sane! Maybe! Last I checked!

Toodleoo and cheeryby, loves! I'm off to start a rebellion and ogle Sebastian Michaelis.

* = I don't wear black nail polish, but I'd like to. I'll have to wait till high school. for now I use dark red. Post you a pic soon!