Saturday, January 18, 2014

Introducing Me!!


Hey my people! My name is Kat. Thanks for visiting my blog.

I am eleven years old and seriously love writing. Like, so much it's unhealthy. But when are any of my obsessions healthy? Just step right up, folks, and check out my twisted mind...

Some Things About Moi!!

1. I am a fangirl. *All the characters I fangirl over scream in terror* SSSHHH! NO ONE'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU'RE HERE!!! 
Sorry about that. They're getting more and more restless ever since I kidnapped them. Maybe I should take them to a therapist.
2. I'm absolutely random and crazy. So are my friends who may be guest-starring in here if they want to. In fact, that's why  am friends with them. They are crazy and hilarious. Craziness and hilarity reign supreme. I AM THE QUEEN OF CRAZINESS!!! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!
3. I am disorganized. Very. Disorganized. Sometimes I can't find ANYTHING. It stinks. I try to be neat and everything sometimes, but it always backfires and I get a troll's den instead of a bedroom. Blurgh.
4. I tend to ramble, rant, mumble, ad burst into song (especially ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD and RED THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN BLACK (My personal favourite colour) THE DARK OF AGES PAST. And also rarely LITTLE SHOP LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. But that's rarely ever. The first two will be featured much more. VIVE LA LIBERTY!!!!
4. I play flute. Yes I do. Very manly instrument, flute is.
5. I like combat boots, manga, black (especially for clothes and nail polish*), music (mostly Emilie Autumn because SHE FLIPPING ROCKS), reading extensively, writing extensively, and CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. CHOCOLATE SHALL RULE THE WORLD.
6. I dislike bigots, annoying boys who think they are the best thing since extra Sweeney Todd in your meat pies, people who think everyone who doesn't share their opinion is the Antichrist, smothering me with pink Barbie junk, homework (KIDS CAN LEARN WITHOUT YOU DISTRIBUTING PIECES OF PAPER THAT TREES DIED FOR!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ECO-FRIENDLY SCHOOL!!!!!) and disagreeable things that I am too lazy to list right now.
7.  My friends and family actually ARE the best thing since extra Sweeney Todd in your meat pie (Squeeeeeeeeee!!!).
8. If I had $1000000 I would buy an all new expressive wardrobe and all the books I wanted and go to college and genetically engineer unicorns (cuz who doesn't love unicorns?). And probably more stuff I can't think of.
9. I talk. A. Lot. Not even kidding.
10. This list is probably way too long.
11. Eh, whatever, I can pass it off as an 11 Questions Tag or something.

So yeah! That's some stuff about me. Are you still there? Oh, don't run away! I'm sane! Maybe! Last I checked!

Toodleoo and cheeryby, loves! I'm off to start a rebellion and ogle Sebastian Michaelis.


* = I don't wear black nail polish, but I'd like to. I'll have to wait till high school. for now I use dark red. Post you a pic soon!

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